The T.O. Show – Episode 8 – Milk Dud Takes The Stage

T.O. is boosting his resume by becoming a stage actor (that’s pronounced ac-TOR) this week, showing off his torso, and talking about his egral senip. (That’s backwards-speak for large penis in case your DVR cut off.) The real question I want answered though is where can I get my ticket for this chest-fest?

First, T.O. and Mo take a leisurely Segway ride, in which Mo literally almost flies off the handle.

After regaining her sense of balance and dismounting the vehicle, Mo tells T.O. that she got him an audition for a play entitled Loving Him Is Killing Me, starring Tyson Beckford, Christopher Williams, and Angie Stone. Though the audition involves some improv, the role itself relies more on an established body of work.

Cough.

This week, the role of T.O.’s stomach will be played by a washboard, and it will be accompanied by the six-pack known as Tyson Beckford’s abs.

Sorry, I’m just a little hung up on this cast and their stage presence. (Stage presents? I would say these pictures are a gift.)

But T.O. wasn’t entirely convinced that he could pull off the role, telling Mo he was just grateful to be in shape at this moment. “You act like a fat girl on her period. You’re never out of shape,” Mo says. And this is why we love Mo.

As he rehearses for the show, Tyson tells T.O. that there’s a tradition of giving everyone in the cast a nickname, to which T.O. responds that his grandma used to call him Milk Dud. It’s a keeper! Tyson gets serious and asks Milk Dud why he and Kita never fooled around (a question for the ages!), and Milk Dud says it’s because Kita has a boyfriend.

So Joe has gotten back into Kita’s good graces and has re-earned the boyfriend title! And judging from the fact that Kita has flown all the way to L.A. to spend just a day with him, it would appear that she’s fallen hard for him again. They spend a day acting like kids in love at the batting cages (but first, Kita will not allow any used batting helmet to touch her very expensive hair, so she paper towels it)

and then she’s ready for her at-bat.

BTW, I will never not think of this image when I see someone being taught how to hit:

Kita doesn’t quite understand that a machine is lobbing baseballs at her and doesn’t know when to pause after she starts celebrating, so she gets whacked in the back by the balls that just don’t know that it’s time to stop.

And of course there’s the ongoing revamp of T.O. Cutz. Mo and Kita have been coiffe-blocked from having anything to do with the relaunch of the salon, which is being redesigned by Terrell’s design partner Nikki Chu.

(In case you didn’t catch it, look for his new line of furniture designed with Nikki called Loft 81, T.O.’s signature home decor line!)

The relaunch is only in one day and the shop still has dropcloths and uninstalled fixtures all over, and no guest list. Mo and Kita sort of forgot to invite people. Poor Peter the Barber does not have it easy with these two, he’s like “Isn’t it your job to invite people?” and Mo and Kita are like “Isn’t it YOURS?” and poor Nikki Chu is like “What did I get myself into?”

The salon was finally ready and the party kicked off with T.O. himself doing some hair-cutting on his Dysfunctional Friends cast mate Wesley Jonathan. You know how they say never trust a skinny cook? I think there should also be something about never get your hair cut by a bald man. Or a man who isn’t a professional hair cutter.

There were no hair disasters though, and in fact, Milk Dud’s (or should we call him Denzel Jr.?) career seems to be hitting its stride this week. But if all else fails, he can always capitalize on his egral senip.